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Last Updated: May 24, 2005

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Our Times

Installing Husband 1.0
Bug Report
Who’s Packing Your Parachute?
If They Had a Doting Mother
Parenthood
The Mixed-Up Diagnosis
New Medicines Now Available !
Enough !
I Am An Idiot
Food for Thought
Marriage in Heaven
Social Thinker !
45 Theses and Queries
If Physicists Wrote Product Disclaimers
How To Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity !
Chicken Soup for the Beer Drinker !
Hilarious Flight Information
Just Another Flight
Out to Lunch
What Do Women Really Want?
Signs You've Had Too Much of the 90s
Buzz Phrases for the 90s !
Hunting Elephants in the 90s !
Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies
Psychiatric Hot Line !
Real Answering Machine Messages !!
A Well-Managed Orchestra !

Americana

A Smart Loan !
Hearing Voices
Some Days You Can't Win
Real Women Vs. Martha Stewart
You Know You’re from Ohio When...
You Know You're from New Jersey When...
Dr. Stragelove !
Parents Beware !
Images of Mother
Those Americans...
Bessie
You've worked in the 90s if...
You Know You're From Iowa When...
K-9 Corps
As the Temperature Reads...
Urban Legends !
Math and History
U.S. State Mottos
Western Wisdom; or, Cowboy Counsels
World's Smartest Man

Business

Office Terms !
You and Your Boss: The Subtle Differences
Dictionary of Project Terms
Memo to All Employees
Bullsh*t Bingo
What They Said in Job Interviews
Lingua Franca !
You Might Be in the Electronics Industry If...
How To Interpret Employment Ads
In the Beginning Was the Plan
The Envelope, Please !
A Lesson in International Capitalism !
Five Cannibals
Dilbert's Rules of Order !
Riding a Dead Horse !
Hot Air
Have I Got a Deal For You
If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer
Life in the Corporate World...

Language

What’s UP !
Word Play !
Spelling Prolbems !
Why English is so Hard to Learn! !
Lingua Franca !
EuroEnglish !
24/7 With the Cliche Expert !
Top 45 Oxymorons (see below)
Fractured Expressions
English is Tough Stuff
Altered Words
New Words for the Week
Top 50 Oxymorons (see above)
Anagrams !
Hard-Working, Stretching, Grasping Puns

Engineering

Handy Engineering Conversions
Inflation
Complaints/Problems and Solutions
Engineers and Accountants
U.S. Standard Railroad Gauge !
Why Engineers Don't Write Cook Books
The Perfect Worker
You Might Be an Engineer If... !
A Guide to Software Revisions (offsite) !
An Engineer in Hell
The Frog
Three Men and a Guillotine !
A Typical Engneer !
Twisted Pairs

Computers

The technology behind Google's great results (offsite) !
I.T. Department Computer Problem Self-Report Form
Ah, Computers!
The Strunkenwhite Virus
Technologically Challenged
Understanding Computer Jargon (offsite)
Techno Office Dictionary (offsite) !
If General Motors Were Like Microsoft
The FEAR Virus
Microsoft Patents Ones and Zeroes
Viruses
Computer Haikus !
Computer Language for Farmers
My Spelling Checker
The Computer Hillbillies
The Year Zero Problem

Animals

If Dogs Were Teachers !
Cat's Guide to Caring for Your Human
Mind Games for Dogs
Dogs’ Letters to God
The Donkey in the Well
Pet Diaries
How to Wrap Presents with Help from Furry Friend
A Thought for the Day
Cat Types !
Cat Bill of Rights
And God Created Pets !
Basic Rules for Cats With a House to Run

Politics

The Wisdom of George W. Bush
The Wisdom of Al Gore
The Wisdom of Dan Quayle
Clinton Yeltsin Gates !
The LAPD, the FBI, and the CIA
Politically Correct Holiday Greetings

Religion

Biblical Spokespersons
Church Incentives
Three Pints a Day
Barn Painting
The Length of Life
The Pope and the Cabbie !
The Pope and the Jews
The Lost Chapter from the Book of Genesis
When Encountering a STOP Sign...
Sending Sons to Israel
Three Proofs That Jesus Was Mexican !
The Dictionary of the Catholic Religion !
The Pope and the Queen
God Writes to the Kansas Board of Education
How Do You Decide Who to Marry?
Memo from God
Nuns
God Speaks
Kid's Prayers !
Biblical Bloopers
Bad Boys

Academic

How to Write a College Paper
Original History Exam Answers
MIT Graduation Speech '97
A Scientific Proof of Hell !
Why God Would Never Receive Tenure at a University !

Myers-Briggs

Cat Types !
Acronyms
Is It Half Empty or Half Full? !
Prayers for MBTI Types
MBTI Type Descriptions !

Wise Sayin's

Insults !
Elderly Pontifications
On Competency
The Older I Get
Some Time-Honored Truths !
Basic Truths !
Bumper Stickers !

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